Suntanned female beach worshippers
Brown arms like overblown knotted dough
Male beach worshippers with arms like female beach worshippers
Women in hijabs with crop tops
Rolling their buttocks along the street
To the sound of Allahu Akbar
Damp skinned bible addicts
Hugging Jesus to their chests
Praying for a pay rise
At the next review
Or the government to open the gates to the dollar heaven
Orthodox Jews in St Ives drawing mythical string round themselves
Looking just the way they did in the shtetl
Hipsters, nipsters, hippy pensioners inner city dreaming of the perfect coffee
A world where people were just like them
If only they could remember it
A bag for the dog’s turds
This must be nirvana
Man!
Downsize, diversify, divest, off spring, move to Bondi or Bodhi
Find the perfect beach where only people like you enhance their skin cancer
Make love on the Harbour Bridge at sunset
AHHHH, Sydney